What will he think of next?

I'll never look at a dump truck the same after a little experience we had with Porter Monday night.  We were carving away at our pumpkins for family night when out of the corner of my eye I see Porter with his pants completely off squatting on his toy dump truck.  He had "the look" on his face so I knew exactly what is intentions were, I just hoped I wasn't too late.  He had a sheepish grin on his face while saying,  "I poop in my dump truck!"  WHAT!!  I didn't know whether to laugh or cry or barf!  DJ found the whole thing hilarious and couldn't stop chuckling the whole night.  He jokingly said, "wow, Porter is one smart kid, he's figured out that it's a "dump truck" and that's exactly what's he's using it for.  What a proud father he is!! :)  Though I think it's pretty funny myself, I can't help but think about what could have happened and it would've been a shame to throw such a nice big dump truck away--so, I'm keeping an extra close eye on the little "dump truck" man hoping that he doesn't get another wild idea.  Hmmmm...little boys.